Wow, what a performance. If you missed this performance you should kick yourself. He blew this song away and he is only 17. Great job!!!! I guess we know who the next American Idol is.  Check out this video:

This is one of the best commentaries on the state of the world and Islam.

So, apparently, Season 4 finalist and star of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab Jessica Sierra has released her very own sex tape. Imagine that.

So fame is important, she couldn’t get it by singing and I guess being a TV star just wasn’t good enough. So out comes another celebrity sex tape. Are these people fucking stupid or what? The bad thing is she is not that good looking and her body is just okay. However the 72 minute sex tape is super hot.

You can have your very own copy of the Jessica Sierra Sex Tape today!!!!!

This is a great day for football fans. Whether or not the alleged cheating actually took place or not is inconsequential (at this point). The New England Patriots had the chance to become legendary but, instead, find themselves as the losers. What a great football game played by the New York Giants and horrible game by the Pats.

Congrats to Giants fans across the country. And for all the New England bandwagon jumpers………BITE ME!!!!!!

Good lord, they should ban Tiger Woods from golf. He is making these boys look stupid.

Greatest quote comparison of the week:

Tiger Woods: “I’m I know I am trying to win and improve my game”

Charles Howell III: “You’d like to think it’s surprising, but it’s not. It’s Tiger.”

Hahahahahaha. How do you play against that every week. Pretty soon Tiger will playing by himself. No one will want to play with him. Or they will start making 2nd place as much money as winning. “Here is Tiger’s money, and here, we will give you this for a consolation and being a good sport”

GO TIGER GO!!!!!!

Say it isn’t so. Who the fuck is shocked by this? The only shocking thing is that the sex tape is of someone else. However no one should be shocked that it is of fellow bimbo Paris Hilton. My lord, did they ever think that something good was going to come out of her filming Paris and her assistant having sex? There would appear to be only one reason to tape other people having sex…………MONEY!!!!!

Now, I understand that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are not the two brightest people on the planet, but damn, when does the stupidity end? These two fucktards should be banished from the planet.

Oh and let me add in this, if you are intrigued about this two dumbasses making a sex tape, you too are a dumbfuck!!!! Paris had to know this is what it was for, and now that whore Britney “Can’t Have My Own Kids” Spears is being offer $1m for the tape? Someone please shoot me!!!!!

According to the International Council of Manlaws, Ltd…

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’s car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach … and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

12: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

14: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

15: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

16: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

19: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

20: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

“BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “Roll over, You’re next!”

I hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd

This is by far my favorite time of the year, football season. Summer is drawing to a close and the leaves are changing colors. It’s time for some football, beer and babes. That’s right I said football, beer and babes, no greater combination in the world.

What a great weekend of football. The weekend started off, Thursday night, with Indy stomping the shit out of America’s new team, the Saints, 41 - 10, in a second half offensive explosion. Sunday saw two great match-ups that were decided by a last second field goals that pushed the Broncos past the Bills with no time remaining and an overtime field goal that lifted the Redskins over the Dolphins 16-13. Ben Roethlisberger went ape shit on the Cleveland Browns, throwing for 4 touchdowns en route to a 34-7 victory, while conference rival Tom Brady got down to business, throwing for 297 yards and 3 touchdowns as the Patriots crushed the Jets 38-14. The Dallas Cowboys and New York Giants threw up a combined 80 points in Sunday’s late game, which saw no defense even come close to the field of play. And the weekend ended with TWO Monday night games.

TWO Monday night games? Is there anyone awake in the front office of the NFL? What the fuck were they thinking? Monday was not a holiday, nor, to the best of my knowledge was Tuesday. Game one featured the Baltimore Ravens and the Cincinnati Bengals, a good game that started while the majority of people west of the Mississippi we either still at work or stuck in traffic. Game two was the NFL’s annual Monday charity bowl, featuring to of the lamest teams in the league on Monday night, that did not end until almost three o’clock in the morning on the east coast. What the fuck is wrong with the NFL???

MILAN, Italy (Reuters) — A new theory that Leonardo’s “Last Supper” might hide within it a depiction of Christ blessing the bread and wine has triggered so much interest that Web sites connected to the picture have crashed.

Speculation over hidden meaning in Leonardo da Vinci’s famous fresco has crashed several Web sites.

The famous fresco is already the focus of mythical speculation after author Dan Brown based his “The Da Vinci Code” book around the painting, arguing in the novel that Jesus married his follower, Mary Magdelene, and fathered a child.

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Bill France, Jr., the lasting NASCAR icon has passed on. Our wishes at Arnie Uncensored go out to the France family and the NASCAR community. A great soul has left this sport and this Earth. We will all miss him and his great influence in the world of motorsports. May you rest in peace!!!!

France, Jr’s influence is probably the greatest sports story ever written, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Dan Marino, Jerry Rice, Hank Aaron, Ty Cobb, Pete Rose, Muhammed Ali, none of them have a candle to hold to Mr. France, Jr. Why? He did not create this sport. No, but he made it great, with the help of Dale Earnhardt, Richard Petty, Cale Yarborough and Bill Elliot, they took a ‘good ole boy pastime’ and made it a national phenomenon. Say what you will about a sport where drivers go in circles all day, but take a trip to any mall in America and try to avoid the NASCAR influence.

Mr. Bill France, Jr., travel well my friend, from a friend and a fan.